Recon Report #1340 - Return
- Aug 3
- 2 min read
//Recon Report 1340
//By: W.O.W. Tang
//Loc: dn5bp8
//Desc: Atlanta, GA, USA
//MISSION UPDATE
I'll admit that I felt a bit...relieved to return to our scouting hub. The recon missions to the American capitol and Houston were less fruitful than I had hoped, but they solidified my decision to seek outside assistance. Atlanta rarely dissapoints in my search for colorful artwork.
//ARTISTIC OBSERVATIONS
//ID 1340-07
A very concise way to express the first U.G.H. prerequisite for Civilization Maturity. Maybe A.X.E. should submit that for revision request.
>>A.X.E. NOTE<<
This level of inadequate specificity would guarantee the resource extraction of this and countless planets going forward. You may submit any revision requests desired in accordance with U.G.H. Directives.
//ID 1340-08
Walking under this mural, I was drawn to the face I saw in it. The face felt familiar, from a distant memory, years and light years away.
//H.U.E.
The face seemed like a good subject. It was much more difficult to mimic freehand due to the varied shapes. I enjoyed adding the lines in the concrete and the recessed lighting. Those finishing touches make it feel like my own art.
>>A.X.E. NOTE<<
The "face" is familiar to me. It is a relatively accurate depiction of your expression while hunting for art in Houston. I suggest the title "Disappointed Patience".
>>A.X.E. COUNTER-REPORT<<
You get distracted by the bright colors of Atlanta. You were even excited to observe a fre-to-use high-tech excrement station. An excrement station, under 24 hour video surveillance, that you may only use if you have a cellular device capable of texting. The Human rumors regarding politicians wearing diapers may explain why they would be unconcerned with reasonable public access to excrement facilities.
>>ADMISSION STATUS: NEGATIVE<<
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